Fauxfaux was born in Antarctica on December 7, 1941 as the world's first vacuum tube baby. Conjured from the DNA samples of Steve Rogers and Coco Chanel, these "parents" refused to marry and have a normal life, effectively depriving Fauxfaux of some basic family values and social niceties. Instead he was whisked away to boarding school, deep inside the Heart of Darkness known as "Connecticut".



Fauxfaux emerged into the public eye after earning a Ph.D. from Princeton University in Kinetomusical Anthropology, and another in Strategic Weapons. After inventing the drum machine and losing $2 billion of his own money in a startup venture called Technics, Fauxfaux began performing as a DJ, you know, as a hobby. He started a band called The KLF in 1986 but had to leave after the first year due to geopolitical obligations, hoping that Bill and Jimmy would take good care of his favorite pet, a sheep named Fifi. He currently DJs exclusively at football stadiums around the world, searching for Bill and Jimmy, so that one day he can have his revenge.